Don't think I will offend or hate any race, I only give the jokes as I heard them.
Lately I was in Germany, where I saw somebody walking, carrying somebody
at his shoulder. This was something I wanted to know more about it, so
I asked him:"Why do you carry that man on your shoulder?"
The fat German asnwered:"This is a Jew, who I bought for 10 DM."
Well now I was very interested. So I asked further. On my question why
he bought a Jew for 10 DM. He answered:"They told me there was still for
25 DM gas in it".
Jan Maat, the leader of the Dutch extreme right party, is driving in his car
and he hated all the foreign people. Then he sees an African and he speed up and
drive so over him. They same he did four other times.
Then he see that someone wants to get a ride. It happened to be a priest, so he stopped
and let him in. But just after 5 minutes he sees a pregnant woman from Turkey.
Only this time he couldn't hit her, because of the priest. So he thought of
driving fast by her and perhaps, the wind will sew her under his car.
When they passed her the front window is all over with blood. Jan was surprised
and asked the priest what happened. To which the priest responds:"Lukily I opened
the door, otherwise we would have misse them!."
A member of the KKK drives his car into a garage and asked the mechanic to repair him.
The car was heavily damaged and under the mud.
The mechanic, who didn't want to be a partner in crime, asked what had happened.
The KKK member answered: " I hit a negro".
"Well, but what about the mud?", the mechanic replied.
To which the KKK member answered: " I had to follow him into the forest".