Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Worse: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Worse: You're in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion

Bad: He's a cross dresser Worse: He looks better than you

Good: Your son's finally maturing

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Worse: So are you

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter

Bad: She keeps interrupting Worse: With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you

Bad: She wants a divorce Worse: She's a lawyer