An Englishman, an American and a Belgian all stand together on the
Titanic just before he went down. All three of them wanted to get
in the liveboats, but as usually the Enlishman thinks at his family
and shouts:
"Women and children first!".
The American, however, didn't like the idea to go down under without getting laid anymore, so he shouts:
"Fuck the children, first the women!".
To which the Belgian responds with: "Do we still have time for that?"





The Belgian king Albert is really tired of the Dutch people, because
they always make stupid jokes about the Belgian people. One day he
went to the Dutch queen Beatrix and asked her to do something
stupid, so that he could just for one time laugh about the Dutch.
Well Beatrix needed a several weeks, but she had made something up. She phones Albert and tell him that the Netherlands has just finished
building a bridge in the desert.
For Albert and his people this was the reason for 5 (five) weeks of
laughing.It stood in all newspapers, it was on the news.
But after these 5 weeks Albert phones back Beatrix and he said:
"Well thank you for this joke, but you can take the bridge away now.
We know that a bridge in the dessert is of no use!"
To which the queen responds with:
"We will remove the bridge, but there are stil 30 Belgian fishing on the bridge!