50 Reasons why beer is better instead of women.
1. You can enjoy beer the entire night.
2. After washing you are clean of beerstains.
3. You don't have t buy your beer a dinner.
4. A beer wait in the car, while you go to a football game
5. When the beer dosn't taste anymore, you throw him away.
6. Beer is never to late.
7. A beer doesn't mind, you taking another.
8. Hangovers do disappear.
9. Beer-labels do go of without really trying.
10. If you go out, you can always chat up a beer.
11. Beer has never a headache.
12. After you had the beer, the bottle is still worthed 15 cents.
13. A beer don't get angry, when you come home and take a second.
14. If you know to handle a beer, you get a nice froth.
15. A beer goes down easily.
16. You can take more beers the same evening, without feeling quilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. Taking a beer you know, you are the first one touching it.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. emancipated.
21. You can take a beer in public.
22. It doesn't matter to the beer when you come.
23. A cold beer is a good one.
24. You don't have to wash a beer, so he will taste well.
25. If you change beer, you don't have tp pay alimentation.
26. You can dump a beer, if you had it with him.
27. If a beer disturbs you, it has a good reason.
28. A beer is always satisfying.
29. How longer you keep the beer, how less he will weight.
30. A beer don't tell you he is pregnant.
31. A beer has no MOTHER in law.
32. How bad the packing can be, a beer always look good.
33. To cool a beer down, you only have to put him in the fridge.
34. To get over a beer, you only need to go to the toilet.
35. A beer doesn't complains, when you smells.
36. You are never disappointed about a beer, which you take to a party.
37. It is alright to leave a party with another beer than you came with.
38. Beer won't push you to drinking.
39. You can shoot a beer.
40. A beer-hunter is easy to catch.
41. You don't need a licence to live together with a beer.
42. The park is good spot to take a beer.
43. A beer doesn't have hair, where it doesn't belong.
44. It doesn't matter to a beer how much you earn.
45. Beer and ice don't mix together.
46. You can fall in sleep right after taking a beer.
47. You can carry beer in your trunk of your car.
48. You don't have to respect the beer the next morning.
49. You can put all your old beers in one room, without being afraid for a fight.
50. You will always like a beer.