Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks?
She's withholding evidence.
What's Monica going to title her memoirs?
"How to suckseed in the Oval Office without really trying!"
Monica wouldn't have soiled her dress if she would have just
kept her mouth shut.
Whats the difference between Clinton and a screw driver?
A screw driver turns in screws and Clinton screws interns.
What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
When we want some dick in the White House, we just vote.
From a recent survey...
In a survey of over 500 women, when asked if they would make
love to the president, 83 percent of them responded; "Never again."
What is the difference between greeting the Queen and greeting the
President of the
United States?
You only have to get on one knee to greet the Queen.